i'M nEVER dRINKING aGAIN

 

 

I'm never drinking again

I'm never drinking again

I really mean it this time

I really mean it this time

Oh no, oh no, oh no

 

I'm never drinking again

Never going to get trashed

Won't fall off the wagon

Cause I'll never be smashed

I won't be feeling no pain

Never going on a bender

Or be under the weather

 

I'm never drinking again

Never going to imbibe

Never hitting the sauce

Or be three sheets to the wind

I won't be half in the bag

Or bite the hair of the dog

Or drive the porcelain bus (for that matter)

 

I'm never drinking again

I really mean it this time

We'll maybe once a year

Around holiday time

Or at my best friend's wedding

A champagne toast

Two at the most

  

A little vodka in the OJ

That'd be alright

A little whiskey in the coffee

Takes the edge off the night

A glass of wine with dinner

An aperitif

A nightcap for a little relief

 

I'm never drinking til four

I'm never drinking til four

I really mean it this time

I know I've said that before

Oh no, oh no, oh no

 

I'm never smoking again, either

I'm never smoking again

I'm never twisting one up

Or be rolling up a doobie

Won't be cutting the hash

Or toking til dawn

Or filling the bong

 

I'm never drinking again

I'm never drinking again

I really mean it this time

I really mean it this time

Oh no, oh no, oh no

 

 

copyright 2004 Joe Lada