I'd Believe In Heaven

 

They said you was a reborn

From a reborn family

They said you was a reborn

What would you see in a guy like me?

 

Tell me what Id have to do

To spend some time alone with you

Tell me what Id have to say

Cause I cant wait til judgment day

 

Id buy a bunch of bibles

Id get them off the Internet

I think they call them cybles

Order now get a free statuette

 

If only you would be with me

Then the whole world could see

Wed have such a holy place

We could name our first kid grace

 

Even believe in heaven

I'd believe in all that stuff

I'd believe in heaven

If only that would be enough

 

We could take that statue

And put it in a bathtub on the lawn

Hook up some Christmas lights

The kind that blink on and off and off and on

 

It sounds like such a neat idea

I'd finally have a God to fear

I'd preach to everyone I know

We could have a TV show

 

We could call it Heaven

Wed believe in all that stuff

A cable show called Heaven

If only that would be enough